The Texas World Fish Decoy Championship is real. It is a really world class,

Fish Decoy Carving Contest. It is held each year in conjunction with the "Gathering" in Perham Minnesota, the - Biggest and Best - Fish Decoy Show  in the World!!  2014 will be the 13th edition of the contest. I'm hoping for the most entries ever...

I'm pretty sure you're going to win.

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